MC Hammer Attends Aspiring Rapper Wedding

Recently the small Midwest town of Toledo, Ohio was engulfed with marital bliss and celebrities. MC Hammer flew in on a red eye flight to assist as the Minister of Ceremonies. Also in attendance was Best Selling Author Byron “Big-Naz” Williams of the Eminem tell all, “Shady Bizzness”.

The ceremony took place at a hidden but Romantic Park with a Gazebo serving as an altar. A woodsy backdrop accompanied the scenery. The brides dress was a gorgeous white silk, which was topped off by her Miss America type Beauty. The clouds were ever so clear and the sunrays were comfortably beaming through the leaves of the large Oak trees. Just as the couple was introduced as husband and wife, a pair of Doves was released amidst to the clouds. This wedding was perfectly scripted for MTV Newly Weds. After the ceremony, there were many photos taken of Dasit, MC Hammer, Bridal Party, family and friends.
“Shady Bizzness”.

“I admire Dasit for practically achieving the impossible by financing such an elaborate wedding, in addition to Executive producing his new LP Dasit, ‘No More, No Less”. Said his Manager, Byron Williams.
“Shady Bizzness”.

“Now that I’m married, I can concentrate on touring and pushing this album to it’s fullest potential. Said Dasit.